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SOPHIE: (Eyeballing the audience) Eh, problem?

DEAN: This is our turf.

LYNDZ: Grow up, guys.  We’re trying to get them on side.

JOE: You, out there, you’re just watching from the outside.  Spectators.  Don’t forget that.

LIZZIE: You can’t change anything.  Even if you wanted to.

BLAIR: No one can.

ANNA: That’s just how it is.  How it’s always been.  It’s not some modern thing.

WILL: It’s not like we’re unique or nothing like that.

GARY: Because we’re not, got that, we’re no better or worse than any of you lot were.

CHARLIE: Eh, speak for yourselves.  We are the ‘Me’ Generation and I for one, have no problem with that.

JESS: Eh, that’s not helping.  Look, we know what you lot are all thinking, that we are just the product of the times we’re growing up in.

KATIE: Well, of course we are.  How can we not be?

JAMIE: Basically, just don’t be starting on us, eh.

LEWIS: Because you’ve all been here, made them same mistakes.

SUZIE: Ours just spread further, far and wide, like a virus.

RUSSELL: This big disgusting virus that like warps everything it touches, bending it and twisting it until you can’t quite recognise it anymore.

KIM: You’re on display to the world, every minute detail of your life; from every minor success to the stupidest decision you make.

CHRIS:  Our mistakes are forever.  That’s what we’ve been getting at.

HOLLY: Imagine what you did at our age, the most idiotic action spawned from the most insecure feeling.  Imagining it?

HARRY: Good. Now imagine it stained on the good old World Wide Web until long after you’re dead.

MIKEY: I think you’ll agree that is some bloody terrifying shite.

BEN: This is our story, our secrets, our lies and our mistakes, captured and packaged for your entertainment.

BETH: Hang on.  Heads down, thumbs up, sit down and shut up.  (Silence falls) Has anyone seen my brother?